"Magic beans are a very real thing that you trade your cow for so you can steal a golden heart from a giant." "More people wrote in about the dietary supplements than the Vietnam war" "Ask your doctor if lobbying is right for you?" -Jon Oliver on Last Week Today
If you don't learn to play the recorder your fucked.
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